My Sincere and Heartfelt Apology to ABC's Brian Ross

An earlier Doug Ross @ Journal article referred to ABC News correspondent Brian Ross as the Westonville man by the same name arrested today and accused of: operation of a rolling methamphetamine lab; lighting kittens on fire; trafficking in child pornography; using a rusty axe to amputate the pinkies of debtors; performing necrophilia with roadkill; pushing a nun in front of the E train; arranging and betting on dog fights; gross abuse of squirrels; decapitation of baby seals during devil worship; and placement of non-recyclable material in the recycle-only container.

My bad.