*Yawn* ... Yet another book on Barack Obama due out soon

The pusillanimous Vanity Fair, which never dares to veer off the Democrat party line, reports that a new book on President Obama is due out in late January. The author of the tome is shrouded in mystery.

But I'm pretty certain I know who wrote it.

It's the same guy who'd written two autobiographies before he'd so much as run a cash register at a 7-11. And, in fact, Cub Reporter Biff Spackle claims he's got an exclusive draft copy, including the cover.

Far be it from me to question Biff's sources and methods.