Pornstar makes music video to help former Barcelona President Joan Laporta get re-elected

During Joan Laporta's seven-year reign as President of Barcelona, he brought in Ronaldinho, Deco, Samuel Eto'o, and appointed Pep Guardiola as first team manager. Despite these successes, the Spanish politician was ousted in a storm of controversy by former cohort Sandro Rossell in 2010, and has since become a member of Catalan parliament.



Laporta is now said to be seeking re-election at Barcelona, and he's clearly taking the campaign seriously. So seriously, in fact, that he's been supported with a music video from Spanish pornstar Maria Lapiedra. That's the same Maria Lapiedra who earned him ridicule by backing his parliamentary campaign.



It's also the same Maria Lapiedra with whom Laporta is romantically involved, and who reportedly enjoyed a recent 'pre-wedding honeymoon' with the divorced father of three.



If you're impressed by the classy production values (sweet choreography, practise field and old Barcelona shirts guys!) then wait until you see some of the lyrics to 'Laporta, mi hombre' ('Laporta, my man'). Here's some excerpts:

The man who brought glory and honor and victory, prestige and value.

The man who punched the Whites with that 6-2 win.

The man who moved my bed, with Catalan fury, manhood and love.

Well, two of those three sentences will probably help his re-election.



There are plenty of extraordinarily inappropriate clips of Maria on YouTube, but I'll close this bizarre post with one that's just plain creepy: her Marilyn Monroe-styl birthday ode to Senor Laporta...

Porn stars play in a Denmark vs Germany football match (Sexy football 2012)

What better way for Euro 2012 to show its inclusion and appreciation of the women’s game than to have a ladies game involving Denmark and Germany, taking place 24 hours before the men’s teams face each other to determine qualification for the quarter-finals of the tournament?

Unfortunately, the two teams didn’t exactly do their bit in breaking down the walls of misogyny, given that they were two teams of porn stars, wearing nothing but hotpants and some painted on national team shirts.



The stunt was organised by website visit-x.net, and involved six ‘players’ from both countries playing off in a game on a beach pitch.



Rather than make the obvious jokes, we’ll let you make your own, but be careful to use one or all of the following phrases: good up front, get in behind their defences, chest control, slide one in, ball control etc etc.



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